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Jan 2, 2007 15:41:41 GMT -5
Post by [NINJA] Dan on Jan 2, 2007 15:41:41 GMT -5
A black boy is baking with his mother. He sticks his hands in some flower and puts it on his face and says "Look momma im a white boy!"
His mother slaps him and says "Go show your father"
So he goes to his father and again says "Look daddy im a white boy!"
His father slaps him and sends him to his grandmom.
Once again he says "look gram im a white boy!"
She slaps him and sends him to his mom.
His mom says "well what did u learn?"
He replies "Ive been a white boy for 5 minutes and already u people hate me!" ;D
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Jan 2, 2007 23:44:20 GMT -5
Post by death cab for cutie on Jan 2, 2007 23:44:20 GMT -5
i thought this joke was kinda funny.... if uve seen the boondock saints then u know it.. (an if u havent seen this movie u really need to)
there were these 3 guys walkin on the beach 1 day. an 1 of the
guys triped over something. so he dug it out of the sand to see
what it was. it was durty so he wiped it wit his sleeve. an a geney
poped out. an he said ill grant each 1 of u a wish. so he turned to
an he was asian an asked him what he wished for. he said he
wished all of his asian friends were all back over in china an
happy. an the geney went POOF! an all the asians were back in
there country an happy. an then the geney looked at the second
guy an asked what he wanted. an it was a black man an he
wished that all the black people were back in africa an happy. so
the geney said POOF! an all the black people were in africa an
happy. an then the geney looked at the last guy an asked him
what he wanted. an it was a white man an the white man said
so ur tellin me all the asians an blacks are out of america? an the
geney said yes. so the white man said " ill take a coke"
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Jan 11, 2007 22:41:04 GMT -5
Post by Commandant on Jan 11, 2007 22:41:04 GMT -5
ROFLMAO LOL ROFLCopter OMG YES I LOVE U! Now make one about hippies! Commandant
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Jan 14, 2007 14:34:17 GMT -5
Post by -=Overkill=- on Jan 14, 2007 14:34:17 GMT -5
Wha time is michael jacksons bet time?
When the big hand touches the little hand
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Jan 14, 2007 14:36:42 GMT -5
Post by -=Overkill=- on Jan 14, 2007 14:36:42 GMT -5
Michael Jackson Bill Clinton and George Bush were on a plane with a bunch of people. The planes catches fire and they rush to get the parachutes there are only 3 Bill says since we are the most important people on the plane i think we should take them. George says what about the children, Bill says SCREW THE CHILDREN and michael jackson says DO WE HAVE TIME!
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Jan 26, 2007 9:28:54 GMT -5
Post by LK on Jan 26, 2007 9:28:54 GMT -5
Michael Jackson Bill Clinton and George Bush were on a plane with a bunch of people. The planes catches fire and they rush to get the parachutes there are only 3 Bill says since we are the most important people on the plane i think we should take them. George says what about the children, Bill says SCREW THE CHILDREN and michael jackson says DO WE HAVE TIME! lmfao ;D now i'm overly cheesy in the morning. that was so funny. lol. xP
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Jan 26, 2007 18:50:33 GMT -5
Post by -=Overkill=- on Jan 26, 2007 18:50:33 GMT -5
lol ty
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Feb 1, 2007 22:01:58 GMT -5
Post by andrew on Feb 1, 2007 22:01:58 GMT -5
lol cool
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